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Title:The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5)
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Publisher:Corgi
ISBN:0552154229
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Number of Pages:464
Category:Fantasy, Fiction, Humor

The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5) by Terry Pratchett

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5) They say that diplomacy is a gentle art That its finest practitioners are subtle sophisticated individuals for whom nuance and subtext are meat and drink And that mastering it is a lifetime s work But you i do i need a certain inclination in that direction It s not something you can just pick up on the job .

Which is a shame if you find yourself dropped unaccountably into a position of some significant diplomatic responsibility If you don t really i do i diplomacy or haven t been to school with the right foreign bigwigs or aren t even sure whether a nod is as good as a wink to anyone sighted or otherwise then things are likely to go wrong It s just a question of how badly

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