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PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Critical Failures Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn t question the game master and you shouldn t make fun of his cape .
One minute they re drinking away the dreariness of their lives escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off The next minute they re in a horse drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them .
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard Julian s ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy And Cooper well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks a pair of clawed hands and a bad case of the shits He also finds that he s carrying a bag with a human head in it a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game .
Shit just got real and if they want to survive these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn t even know existed in their fast food and pizza delivery world .
It s fight flight or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don t really exist .
Meanwhile a sadistic game master sits back in the real world eating their fried chicken