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Title:The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)
Format Type:Ebook
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Publisher:HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN:0064408639
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Number of Pages:221
Category:Fiction, Young adult, Childrens, Fantasy

The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5) by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5) Violet Klaus and Sunny are at first optimistic attending school is a welcome change for the book loving trio and the academy is allegedly safe from the dreaded Count Olaf who is after their fortune .

Dear Reader .

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school look elsewhere Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire arc intelligent and resourceful children and you might expect that they would do very well at school Don t For the Baudelaires school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives .

Truth be told within the chapters that make up this dreadful story the children will face snapping crabs strict punishments dripping fungus comprehensive exams violin recitals S O R E and the metric system .

It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of these three hapless youngsters but you may be more comfortable getting a good night s sleep In that case you should probably choose some other book .

With all due respect Lemony Snicket

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p i Dear Reader i p p If you have just picked up this book then it is not too late to put it back down Like the previous books in A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery despair and discomfort and you still have time to choose something else to read p p Within the chapters of this story Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase a red herring some friends in a dire situation three mysterious initials a liar with an evil scheme a secret passageway and parsley soda p p I have sworn to write down these tales of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them but if you decide to read something else instead you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p, Dear Reader br br I m sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortune br br In this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast br br It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thing br br With all due respect br i Lemony Snicket i, p i Dear Reader i p Like handshakes house pets or raw carrots many things are preferable when not slippery Unfortunately in this miserable volume I am afraid that Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up and down a range of strange and distressing mountains p In order to spare you any further repulsion it would be best not to mention any of the unpleasant details of this story particularly a secret message a toboggan a deceitful map a swarm of snow gnats a scheming villain a troupe of organized youngsters a covered casserole dish and a surprising survivor of a terrible fire p p Unfortunately I have dedicated my life to researching and recording the sad tale of the Baudelaire orphans There is no reason for you to dedicate your self to such things and you might instead dedicate yourself to letting this slippery book slip from your hands into a nearby trash receptacle or deep pit p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p, In their desperate search for something lost the Baudelaire children encounter new and terrible horrors including mushrooms a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing Ages br br Dear Reader br br Unless you are a slug a sea anemone or mildew you probably prefer not to be damp You might also prefer not to read this book in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair underwater br br In fact the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list and you wouldn t want me even to mention the worst of it which includes mushrooms a desperate search for something lost a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing br br As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans lives You on the other hand may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened br br With all due respect br Lemony Snicket